Friday, 10 June 2011

NULL, the stuff of users' nightmares 

Friendlier NULL
In a grouped list, if the group value is "NULL", "(empty)" is shown instead. NULL can be scary.

Also changed:

List v1 is no longer available
The boats have been burned. Long live List v2!

Service-Now June2011 release notes

Friday, 15 April 2011

Common employment agreement clause 

The clause "Maintain a professional approach when administering and/or making changes to customer property" was recently seen in an employment agreement.

What would it really mean if such a line was found in, say, a stripper's contract?

Friday, 10 December 2010

Leonyr's Champion 

Her penchant for dispensing death in a frilly gown was put aside in service to the King.
...
She had defied death so many times that she feared it had thrown up its hands and walked away from her.

Leonyr's Champion, by Sarah R. Suleski

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Desert insults 

Pishlamuk means “to write one’s name by pissing … and spell it wrong.” In a culture where the land itself is literate, that’s a devastating insult. The noun form is lupîsh.

This comment, sparked by this episode of The Admonishments of Kherishdar

Friday, 1 October 2010

Fixation 

"I don't know WHY I miss her, but ... No, wait. Yes I do. Those boobs. And that ass. I never used to be into girls that curvy, but MAN, once you hit THAT, other chicks just seem FLAT."

Sven, from Questionable Content

Thursday, 26 August 2010

Delicious confinement 

"On a more serious note, keep close to Jai Minerva. She is your friend, after all. Tell me how things progress, and for the love of the Father, refrain from drawing attention to yourself. Why the expense of throwing a party? If you continue to do things you hate, I shall infer that you are mad and confine you to the bedroom upon my return."

From this entry of Tapestry, by Whyste

*edit* Tapestry is now found here.

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

TF2 Medic 

Reason one million and six not to sleep with your co-workers: they may shoot you full of hallucinogenic drugs in a fit of jealous rage.

TeratoMarty of tf2chan, on Medic's reaction to Spy's deception

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