Kunama's Quotes Page

April 8 2004

Libra (Aug 24 - Sep 22)
Be aware of little yellow bees that have been eating hair-plug glue.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
You are carrying a deadly disease called boredom this week.


Army Jimbo's official guide - To baking scones

Note: The views expressed in this column are those of Army Jimbo alone and do not reflect the official position of the ADF or the Australian Government. The above recipe should not be regarded as the official Defence recipe for scones, nor will Defence be held responsible for any scone-baking-related injuries that may result from reading this column. It is not necessarily the official position of the ADF that scones are ideally served hot, or that butter or jam and cream are ideal spreads.

* Mushukumono yawns
* +Kunama puts a ping pong ball into Mushukumono's mouth
Mushukumono> !stab Kunama
@PlusVee> This trigger is currently unavailable
* +Kunama laughs evilly and runs away

+Draybay> humm
+Draybay> I should vacuum
* +Kunama pulls out vacuum cleaner from random corner
+Draybay> lol
* +Kunama runs away with it
+Draybay> hahaha
* +Kunama waves it at Draybay from a distance
* +Draybay glares from a distance
+Kunama> damn thing...
+Draybay> hahah
+Kunama> ah
* +Kunama finds the power button!
* +Kunama sucks Draybay into the vacuum cleaner
+Kunama> O_o
+Draybay> @_@
* +Draybay achoo
+Kunama> eep!
* +Kunama watches as the vacuum cleaner goes crazy and zooms around the room
+Draybay> lol
* +Kunama grabs the vacuum cleaner and also zooms around the room
+Draybay> wt
* +Kunama yells and fumbles for the power button
* +Kunama falls off
* +Kunama is also sucked into the vacuum cleaner
+Kunama> @_@
+Draybay> weeee oooo WWEEEOOO wwweeeooo
* +Kunama hears the vacuum cleaner die from excess cloggage
+Draybay> hey what are you trying to say!!
* +Kunama sleeps on a dust pillow
+Draybay> ewww
* +Draybay see the tiny dust mite eating away at Kunama flesh!!!
* +Kunama doesn't feel a thing...