Wednesday, 30 March 2005
Uni has turned our brains to mush...
ayN: What time do you get off on Thursdays?
Tiffany: *pause* Friday.
ayN: What time do you get off on Thursdays?
Tiffany: *pause* Friday.
Tuesday, 15 March 2005
"Error #003: Earth destroyed." - Oops.
http://www.greylight.com/glpc/wodquotes.html
http://www.greylight.com/glpc/wodquotes.html
Sunday, 13 March 2005
Parent's worst nightmare?
Nickashera wrote:
Found this in a friends journal O_o
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Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Gaiaonline C&T thread
Found this in a friends journal O_o
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Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Gaiaonline C&T thread
Bad animals!
Nikashera:
All around the mullbery bush, the monkey chased the weasal
Kederaji Tajorn:
The monkey stopped to pull up his socks... SPANK goes the weasel...
Wait, that's wrong... :sweat:
Gaiaonline C&T forum
All around the mullbery bush, the monkey chased the weasal
Kederaji Tajorn:
The monkey stopped to pull up his socks... SPANK goes the weasel...
Wait, that's wrong... :sweat:
Gaiaonline C&T forum
Sunday, 6 March 2005
Stupidity in the American Navy
The following radio exchange actually occurred.
#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
#2: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to south to avoid a collision.
#1: This is the captain of a U. S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U. S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.
#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
#2: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to south to avoid a collision.
#1: This is the captain of a U. S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U. S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.
