Tuesday, 29 November 2005
Peanut butter
"Peanut butter makes an excellent shaving cream substitute. It also can be used as a very effective anti-perspirant in an emergency."
Found in this webcomic
Found in this webcomic
Sunday, 27 November 2005
Symbolism of origin
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
-Philo of Judea
Found quoted on this xanga
-Philo of Judea
Found quoted on this xanga
Attention grabbing
Thursday, 24 November 2005
Nice guy
Mandi: "Heh... you have a soft spot for anything with a pair of ovaries."
Jon: "Do not."
Mandi: "Face it, Jon... you're a nice guy."
Jon: "Mandi, I kill people in exchange for money... I'm a fully licensed and bonded, official, card-carrying, non-nice person."
Seen in this web comic
Jon: "Do not."
Mandi: "Face it, Jon... you're a nice guy."
Jon: "Mandi, I kill people in exchange for money... I'm a fully licensed and bonded, official, card-carrying, non-nice person."
Seen in this web comic
Saturday, 5 November 2005
Drugs and dangers of abuse
"So remember kids: just say no! To sticking needles in your wing-wang. Oh, and drugs. Say no to those, too. Especially say no to sticking needles full of drugs in your wing-wang. Also remember that if your penis falls off in this manner, it does NOT make good conversation with your future in-laws over dinner. Just say no to in-laws, too."
Found here, in C&T
Found here, in C&T
