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[16:51:25] <@Ophichius> Dae, speaking of drunken exploits, I still have that ungodly scary C code you and a bunch of other people wrote while drunk.
[16:51:40] <@Ophichius> The one that has 'I am a little teapot, short and stout' as a valid line of code.
[16:51:49] <Daeken> lmao, yea
[16:51:56] <@Ophichius> I've yet to be crazy enough to compile and run it.
[16:52:43] <Kunama> PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE compile and run
[16:54:21] <@Ophichius> Kunama, I suspect it compiles just fine, even though they were massively drunk.
[16:54:30] <@Ophichius> I'm just too scared to actually compile it.
[16:54:39] <@Ophichius> I can't figure out what it does.
[16:54:57] <@Ophichius> And I'm not in the habit of compiling and running code that was written by drunk hackers without first understanding it.

after some searching by Ophi...

[17:18:35] <@Ophichius> pastebin.ca/774364
[17:20:08] <Daeken> *((const char **)&kthx[1]) = "meow" term <-- you can tell where myria was playing around :P
[17:21:03] <@Ophichius> So, what does it do?
[17:21:18] <Daeken> Ophichius: i'm not entirely sure it does anything
[17:21:26] <Daeken> if it does, i have no fucking clue what it is
[17:21:27] <@Ophichius> I'm assuming the bit near kthx is the actual shellcode.
[17:21:35] <Daeken> tbh, i'm scared of the shellcode buffer... caustik wrote that
[17:21:42] <@Ophichius> Mostly due to having 4 NOPs in a row.
[17:22:12] <@Ophichius> Shellcode buffer is...where exactly?
[17:22:19] <@Ophichius> My C-fu is weak.
[17:22:24] <Daeken> Ophichius: no, that's really woem, not nops
[17:22:46] <Daeken> err, no, wait, it's the address of "meow"
[17:22:47] <@Ophichius> woem?
[17:22:47] <Daeken> wtf... ?
[17:22:56] <Daeken> Ophichius: meow reversed
[17:23:01] <Daeken> i honestly have no idea wtf is being done

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <malloc.h>
#define I for
#define am (
#define a int
#define little i
#define teapot =
#define small 0; i
#define and 
#define stout
#define here
#define is < 5
#define my ;
#define handle i
#define i5 )
#define mY print("%s ", teapot[i])
#define spout ;

#define EVER ;;
#define FOREVER for(EVER)
#define AINT !=
#define holla printf0
#define dontstop "\n"
#define whereuat scanf
#define dyn_o_mite __asm__ __volatile__
#define m int main() 
#define begin {
#define end }
#define get_out_my_face(a) memset(a, 0, sizeof(a))
#define trudat(type, count) ((type) *) malloc(count * sizeof(type))
#define whereuat holla
#define whos_yo_daddy(a, d) do begin \
dyn_o_mite ( \
    "rdtsc" dontstop \
    : "=a"(a), "=d"(d)); \
while(0)end
#define whereisyourgodnow(ultra, violet) \
do begin \
dyn_o_mite ( \
    "lea %eax, %ecx(8*edx)"
#define list_of enum
#define term ;
list_of DORKS 
begin
    BUNNIE,
    WARREN,
    MIST,
    CAUSTIK,
    DAEKEN,
    MYRIA
end term
#define empty ()
#define numbah int
numbah lolz empty
begin

end
#define cook void *
#define biatch struct
biatch w3rd begin
    numbah a, b term
    cook me, dinner term
end term

#define white biatch w3rd *
#define picket ll_init
#define fence

#define is_teh_equal =

white picket(fence) begin
    biatch w3rd *yum is_teh_equal trudat(biatch w3rd, 1);
end

Eight in the morning
I forgot to go to sleep
My mage aren't tired

char* teapot = { "
m begin
    numbah i2 term
    numbah *p term
    numbah msg[40] term
    numbah omg, wtf, hax term

    holla("Hello World!")term

I am a little teapot small and stout; here is my handle here is my spout

    p = trudat(int, 6)term
    
    holla("And the memory goes to... %p\n", p) term
    
    whereuat("%s\n", msg) term
    get_out_my_face(p) term
    begin 
    char kthx[6] = begin 0xB8, 0x90, 0x90, 0x90, 0x90, 0xC3 end term
    end
    *((const char **)&kthx[1]) = "meow" term
    printf((*(const char (*)(void))kthx)) term
    whos_yo_daddy(omg, wtf) term
    holla("%d%d", omg, wtf) term
end;

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Extracted from Goblins

Massive stars burn much hotter than that the Sun and are strong sources of UV radiation. They are capable of fusing heavier and heavier elements, elements such as Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen and so on up to Iron.
If you have ever wondered where all the chemical elements came from, the answer is that nearly all of them were made inside of massive stars. The very material in our bodies was once inside of a massive star.

We are all made of stardust!

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