Kunama's Quotes Page

monoxide says (2:16 AM):
... i want to write a 'goodbye world' program

monoxide says (2:19 AM):
#!/usr/bin/perl
for $i (1..10) {sleep 1; print (10-$i);}
print "Goodbye world!";
&global_thermonuclear_meltdown;

"Bwahahah! You blind fool!
He was a m3g4 l33t extra special forces assassin from the army of complete and total undeadness!
Random innocent people around you will crack open your head and suck out your brains!
You must ph33r everything and everyone! Who cares if people think you are crazy!?!
You do not ph34r enough!
Watch me set my pants on fire!"

-Largo, from this comic at MegaTokyo

The Argentine lake duck is small, weighing a little more than a pound (640 grams) and extending about 16 inches (41 centimetres) long from head to tail. Its penis, at about 17 inches, is the longest of any bird known so far, said McCracken.

"Measurements that we had taken before were all from dissected birds, and we thought [the penis] was about 20 centimeters [8 inches]," he said. "But in April we were in Argentina collecting birds for another genetic study, and we found this bird running around in its natural form, with its penis hanging out, which was something we'd never seen before."

From here

Wedge: "...And this young lady is Hallis."
Tomer: "Where's your other head?"
Hallis gave him a sorrowful look. "When I was walking around today, I met a young man who had no head. Just a stump that suggested he had a long, sad story to tell. But of course he couldn't, because he had no head."

From Star Wars X-Wings: Starfighters of Adumar