Kunama's Quotes Page

"I believe the machine's motion is perpetuated by the frequency resonance of its components."

*blank stare*

"Parts of it vibrate to make it work."

From this page of the Wapsi Square comic

Do not fear. In the old country, every day punctuated by explosion. Some days, militant insurgents, other days, local boys shove goat into gas main.

From here

If somebody asks you to have sex in the ruined temple of an unknown god, say no. It doesn’t matter how hot the guy is or how much your blood is pumping. It’s not going to be worth it.

Seriously, just don’t.

Jamie, from Chapter 52 of More Tales of Mu

"In the fields of observation chance favours only the prepared mind." - Louis Pasteur, French scientist

Found in this Wikipedia article

"Those Americans. They just have to be different. Different currency, different measuring system, different musical jargon! What else is there?"

"And they're fat."

"What??"

"And they're fat."

"Heeheehee. Insult to injury. I like that!"

Man vs Woman = fun.
Man vs Man = gay.
Woman vs Woman = awesome.
Man vs Pillow = crazy.
Pillow vs Pillow = crazy awesome.

That's a real pillow fight right there! If you see two pillows fighting, you know something's goin down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have?

One time I saw two geese fighting, and I was like, "This is a pillow fight ahead of time."

Demetri Martin

Kunama:
"But researchers have found that the bluebirds have a sex life that rivals a television soap opera."
dun dun dunnnnnn

Lizzie says:
hehehe

Lizzie says:
coming soon to a screen near you

Lizzie says:
hot chicks and classy birds


From this article, which I found from this article, which was found after feeling sceptic about this article on a study about genes affecting predisposition to commitment

»◦::Kunama::◦« - predicting doom and failure as of 29th August says:
omg I don't know what to do with myself if I actually graduate at the end of this year >_<

w(pi)de says:
Is your dilemma a case of too many options as opposed to no options?

»◦::Kunama::◦« - predicting doom and failure as of 29th August says:
um... sort of a I don't know what options there are

w(pi)de says:
Eh? Most people like to earn money >.<

»◦::Kunama::◦« - predicting doom and failure as of 29th August says:
see, I wouldn't mind earning money, but I don't want to do it full time
because while the money is good (6 months internship was like OMG where'd all this money come from), the regular rush hour transport is really quite shit

w(pi)de says:
Well, if you do not want to launch into a career - have you heard of working holidays
if you Google for "working holiday" inurl:gov.au you may be interested. I mention because there is an age limit
I did not learn about the program until I was too old to benefit

»◦::Kunama::◦« - predicting doom and failure as of 29th August says:
*blinks*
oooooh.

»◦::Kunama::◦« - predicting doom and failure as of 29th August says:
are these in Australia's gov or elsewhere?

w(pi)de says:
maybe you are doomed? What other country has a TLD of "gov.au"?

»◦::Kunama::◦« - predicting doom and failure as of 29th August says:
omg >_<
*hides under a rock*