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NULL, the stuff of users' nightmares

2011-06-10T11:09:00.003+10:00

Friendlier NULLIn a grouped list, if the group value is "NULL", "(empty)" is shown instead. NULL can be scary.Also changed:List v1 is no longer availableThe boats have been burned. Long live List v2!Service-Now June2011 release notes

Common employment agreement clause

2011-04-15T21:16:00.004+10:00

The clause "Maintain a professional approach when administering and/or making changes to customer property" was recently seen in an employment agreement.What would it really mean if such a line was found in, say, a stripper's contract?

Leonyr's Champion

2010-12-10T22:37:00.003+11:00

Her penchant for dispensing death in a frilly gown was put aside in service to the King....She had defied death so many times that she feared it had thrown up its hands and walked away from her.Leonyr's Champion, by Sarah R. Suleski

Desert insults

2010-12-01T15:07:00.002+11:00

Pishlamuk means “to write one’s name by pissing … and spell it wrong.” In a culture where the land itself is literate, that’s a devastating insult. The noun form is lupîsh.This comment, sparked by this episode of The Admonishments of Kherishdar

Fixation

2010-10-01T11:24:00.003+10:00

"I don't know WHY I miss her, but ... No, wait. Yes I do. Those boobs. And that ass. I never used to be into girls that curvy, but MAN, once you hit THAT, other chicks just seem FLAT."Sven, from Questionable Content

Delicious confinement

2010-08-26T08:23:00.002+10:00

"On a more serious note, keep close to Jai Minerva. She is your friend, after all. Tell me how things progress, and for the love of the Father, refrain from drawing attention to yourself. Why the expense of throwing a party? If you continue to do things you hate, I shall infer that you are mad and confine you to the bedroom upon my return."From this entry of Tapestry, by Whyste*edit* Tapestry is

TF2 Medic

2010-07-13T12:09:00.001+10:00

Reason one million and six not to sleep with your co-workers: they may shoot you full of hallucinogenic drugs in a fit of jealous rage.TeratoMarty of tf2chan, on Medic's reaction to Spy's deception

Turtles

2010-02-12T01:36:00.002+11:00

It is a mistake to say turtles hide in their shells. They merely need time to contemplate how best to bite your head off.

Sailors' girls

2010-02-03T14:55:00.002+11:00

Luciano says, "I don't even consider them pick up lines ... it's just how I've been taught to treat girls like queens for 48 hours."Luciano says, "The night of the meet, the night of you perform well ... take them to breakfast and ask them a bunch of questions about their careers, engage them in whatever is considered an intelligent conversation to them."Luciano says, "Show interest, take them

Headshot

2009-11-24T05:15:00.004+11:00

Be polite. Be efficient. Offer to carry the damn spy because you totally jizzed too early.Comment from author tantarted, on her(?) NSFW Team Fortress 2 fanfic

Klingon To The Hope Of A Ticket

2009-10-03T07:28:00.002+10:00

Customer: “Two tickets for Star Trek, please.”Cashier: “That showing has sold out, sir.”Customer: “What! That’s impossible!”Cashier: “The IMAX is very popular sir. I am afraid we don’t have any more seats until tomorrow.”Customer: “I need to see this movie! You’re not a Star Trek fan. You wouldn’t understand! Please sell me a ticket!”Cashier: “I would love to sir, but the needs of the one or the

Caffeine

2009-09-13T04:10:00.002+10:00

I didn't truly appreciate the wonder and glory that is caffeine until I had to chase small children for a living.Char, on The Peacock King forums

Ducklings

2009-03-02T01:33:00.001+11:00

'Nay, it's too funny watching ye guess at everything and flounder.''Ye're sort of like a baby duckling who's gotten 'imself stuck upside-down in the water.''Distressing, but too amusing to correct it.'Gerald's Arms, from chapter 31 of The Peacock King

2009-02-14T04:54:00.001+11:00

(The Warlock Training Grounds): You say, "I made a dice bag."some time later...(The Warlock Training Grounds): You say, "I ought to replace these dice with balls."(The Warlock Training Grounds): Spudd says, "Ball sack?"(The Warlock Training Grounds): You say, "*snickers*."(The Warlock Training Grounds): Spudd says, "Oh, you made an Indrani dice bag?"(The Warlock Training Grounds): Spudd says, "I

Dukhobortsy

2008-12-21T22:51:00.002+11:00

The Dukhobortsy, or 'Fighters for the Spirit' emerged in the second half of the eighteenth century, also probably from the Khlysty. Their theology was vague. They taught that human souls had been created before corporal bodies. Some, having sinned before the creation of the world, were punished by being cast into the material world without recollection of what had gone on before. All rituals and

C & T amusement

2008-12-19T19:44:00.001+11:00

08:27 * Kunama hands Shidayu some nuts08:27 * Shidayu pushes them away08:27 heh....I'm just gonna leave that one alone08:27 I don't like the nuts I already have08:27 that's rude..08:27 lol, shid touched Kunama's nuts.08:27 * Kunama insists Shidayu try them08:27 ...oh god08:27 * Kunama rolls around laughing

Mandatory availability

2008-12-03T21:12:00.009+11:00

“Dear Choristers,We just a few days away from the first rehearsal of the most anticipated and mysterious Dawn project!Please find the schedule below to refresh your memory and to double check your availability, but note – you really CANNOT pull out of that programme as we need absolutely everyone!All the calls are mandatory, unless you already have approved leave.Kind

Aural skills

2008-11-30T02:39:00.001+11:00

“Well, that’s elves,” she said. “They hear so keenly they never learn to listen.”Professor Bryony

Developing speaking skills

2008-11-09T02:06:00.002+11:00

"Speak to yourself daily. Get used to frequent soliloquies. Describe things around you, tell what you are doing or intend to do."From hereBeware. Those learning new languages will appear to be mad, and may remain so even after having mastered the language.

Wedding vows

2008-10-27T21:21:00.002+11:00

I shall be a shield for your back, and you for mineI shall not slander you, nor you meI shall honour you above all others,And when we quarrel we shall do so in privateAnd tell no strangers our grievances.This is my wedding vow to youThis is the marriage of equals.From this page of The Phoenix Requiem

A Good Thing

2008-10-22T00:06:00.002+11:00

“Life doesn’t give us a heavier burden than we can bear.”“Actually, it sometimes does,” Steff said. “The good news is it rarely does that more than once.”“I guess I just don’t know a good thing when I’ve got it.”Steff reached over, took one of my hands, and placed it on top of Amaranth’s breast.“There,” she said, as we both looked over at her in confusion. “That… for reference… is a good thing.”

Mullet

2008-10-20T23:47:00.001+11:00

Mullet: Business at the front, party at the back.

Vibrating components

2008-09-30T18:14:00.003+10:00

"I believe the machine's motion is perpetuated by the frequency resonance of its components."*blank stare*"Parts of it vibrate to make it work."From this page of the Wapsi Square comic

Explosions

2008-09-29T05:05:00.001+10:00

Do not fear. In the old country, every day punctuated by explosion. Some days, militant insurgents, other days, local boys shove goat into gas main.From here

2008-09-24T01:23:00.002+10:00

If somebody asks you to have sex in the ruined temple of an unknown god, say no. It doesn’t matter how hot the guy is or how much your blood is pumping. It’s not going to be worth it.Seriously, just don’t.Jamie, from Chapter 52 of More Tales of Mu

Serendipity

2008-09-09T01:22:00.001+10:00

"In the fields of observation chance favours only the prepared mind." - Louis Pasteur, French scientistFound in this Wikipedia article

Americans

2008-09-04T02:01:00.003+10:00

"Those Americans. They just have to be different. Different currency, different measuring system, different musical jargon! What else is there?""And they're fat.""What??""And they're fat.""Heeheehee. Insult to injury. I like that!"

Pillow fights

2008-09-03T02:10:00.002+10:00

Man vs Woman = fun.Man vs Man = gay.Woman vs Woman = awesome.Man vs Pillow = crazy.Pillow vs Pillow = crazy awesome.That's a real pillow fight right there! If you see two pillows fighting, you know something's goin down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have?One time I saw two geese fighting, and I was like, "This is a pillow fight ahead of time."Demetri Martin

Fidelity

2008-09-03T00:22:00.000+10:00

Kunama:"But researchers have found that the bluebirds have a sex life that rivals a television soap opera."dun dun dunnnnnnLizzie says:heheheLizzie says:coming soon to a screen near youLizzie says:hot chicks and classy birdsFrom this article, which I found from this article, which was found after feeling sceptic about this article on a study about genes affecting predisposition to commitment

Doom and failure

2008-09-02T22:48:00.003+10:00

»◦::Kunama::◦« - predicting doom and failure as of 29th August says:omg I don't know what to do with myself if I actually graduate at the end of this year >_

Dinner

2008-08-16T00:10:00.003+10:00

There was a knock at the door. He didn’t get a chance to say come in or get the hell away before the door opened and in stepped a servant. The family is expecting you for dinner, sir, the man said impassively, standing stiffly by the door.I’ll be down, Russ said, making no move to get up.Do you know which dining room they are in, sir? The servant raised an eyebrow.No, he had to

Nocebo

2008-07-04T00:44:00.001+10:00

An example of nocebo effect is someone who dies of fright after being bitten by a non-poisonous snake.- Wikipedia, on nocebo

Doomsday

2008-06-29T04:45:00.003+10:00

I was presented with a problem: find the day of the week that Christmas falls on, given any year.Having no clue, I turned to Google. The search terms "day of the week 25 December any year" gave me the following page, which states:Christmas is always the day before Doomsday.

Shadows

2008-06-03T03:51:00.001+10:00

Alex: Promise you'll tell her.Lizzie: I promise.Alex: I'm falling away again. I can't stay anymore. But she has to know, or this will all have been for nothing.Lizzie: What should I tell her?Alex: That the shadows are learning. And they don't listen any more. Not to me.

Goodbye World

2008-05-10T02:23:00.000+10:00

monoxide says (2:16 AM):... i want to write a 'goodbye world' programmonoxide says (2:19 AM):#!/usr/bin/perlfor $i (1..10) {sleep 1; print (10-$i);}print "Goodbye world!";&global_thermonuclear_meltdown;

Largo

2008-05-04T20:09:00.002+10:00

"Bwahahah! You blind fool!He was a m3g4 l33t extra special forces assassin from the army of complete and total undeadness!Random innocent people around you will crack open your head and suck out your brains!You must ph33r everything and everyone! Who cares if people think you are crazy!?!You do not ph34r enough!Watch me set my pants on fire!"-Largo, from this comic at MegaTokyo

Duck penis

2008-05-04T20:07:00.002+10:00

The Argentine lake duck is small, weighing a little more than a pound (640 grams) and extending about 16 inches (41 centimetres) long from head to tail. Its penis, at about 17 inches, is the longest of any bird known so far, said McCracken."Measurements that we had taken before were all from dissected birds, and we thought [the penis] was about 20 centimeters [8 inches]," he said. "But in April

Heads

2008-05-04T20:05:00.003+10:00

Wedge: "...And this young lady is Hallis."Tomer: "Where's your other head?"Hallis gave him a sorrowful look. "When I was walking around today, I met a young man who had no head. Just a stump that suggested he had a long, sad story to tell. But of course he couldn't, because he had no head."From Star Wars X-Wings: Starfighters of Adumar

Free bird

2008-03-04T03:44:00.002+11:00

Found here: http://www.magnesium.net/~dag/translations/random/karu_luonto.png

Dusk

2008-02-17T07:42:00.000+11:00

Because I can't find the words on the internet anywhere, (yes, wtf) the following is supposedly a poem by John Blight. In 2006, Dan Walker put them to music for 8 voices because the Sydney singers who love music paid him to, and titled it "Dusk". It is a wonderful piece of music, but for some reason I can't find any recordings of it either, which is a great pity.Before the night,at the last hour

Trees

2007-12-04T19:15:00.001+11:00

A: Why is there a tree growing in the middle of our backyard?B: Because it is a tree. That's what trees do.

Drunk coding

2007-11-15T17:21:00.000+11:00

[16:51:25] <@Ophichius> Dae, speaking of drunken exploits, I still have that ungodly scary C code you and a bunch of other people wrote while drunk.[16:51:40] <@Ophichius> The one that has 'I am a little teapot, short and stout' as a valid line of code.[16:51:49] lmao, yea[16:51:56] <@Ophichius> I've yet to be crazy enough to compile and run it.[16:52:43] PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Cheese

2007-11-14T03:11:00.001+11:00

"Well humans live around a lot of cows. They squeeze the creature's milk out of big, dangling nipples next to its groin. Then they let the lactation go rotten until it hardens, and..."Extracted from Goblins

Stardust

2007-11-13T23:43:00.001+11:00

Massive stars burn much hotter than that the Sun and are strong sources of UV radiation. They are capable of fusing heavier and heavier elements, elements such as Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen and so on up to Iron.If you have ever wondered where all the chemical elements came from, the answer is that nearly all of them were made inside of massive stars. The very material in our bodies was once inside

Fair winds and following seas

2007-09-11T21:38:00.001+10:00

A nautical benison, a benediction of sorts, seen/heard at retirements and other shipmate departures.'Fair wind' = 'may the wind fill your sails favourably for the duration of your voyage.''Following sea' refers to a sea swell that doesn't overtake the ship. It is very difficult to control any boat or ship when the swell overtakes it and shoves it forward, causing the boat to skew broadside-on to

Brasso

2007-09-11T15:32:00.001+10:00

"Both scratches and scuffs [on CDs] can be removed by the same method - by polishing them out using Brasso. Engineers have been using Brasso as a polish for plastics ever since it was released as a polish for brass."http://www.mcgee-flutes.com/scratches.html

Sword

2007-09-09T01:11:00.001+10:00

Khensu says, "I love you guys, you know that?"Tyrsson says, "Do now."Zangestu says, "LIES."Khensu says, "Oh stfu and get back in the sword."You say, "Hahaha."Tyrsson says, "He."Zangestu says, "NOOOOOOOO."Zangestu says, "Please, it's small in there."Khensu says, "Don't make me send my inner hollow to get you."You say, "O_o *hides*."Zangestu says, "BUT IT'S SO TINY."

Overheard

2007-07-07T19:27:00.001+10:00

"We come to the fish markets, and you order a meat pie!"

Puppy eating habits

2007-07-07T19:21:00.001+10:00

Tamuril says, "Ok, I'm gonna go cook my fish."Tamuril says, "Will let you all know how it turns out."Elone says, "Meow... Let your dog or cat eat, then wait 1 hour, if they live, you eat too."Tamuril says, "She can eat anything and survive."Tamuril says, "She ate live lightbulbs once."You say, "..wow."Tamuril says, "Were only just turned on so they werent hot."Tamuril says, "She got to one and

Violins

2007-02-20T12:14:00.001+11:00

Stephen: "You've got to be careful who's around when you talk about F holes. Don't know what people might think when taken out of context."Matthew: "Doesn't the G string go over the F hole?"Stephen: "...yes, yes it does."

2006-10-25T22:09:00.000+10:00

Yeah, I know, bandwidth theft etc. But this place isn't visited by all that many people anyway.

2006-09-24T23:05:00.000+10:00

"And I knew too that every human being is a secret mystery, and every one deals differently with their pain."Joella, in Terra-Farma by Gillian Rubinstein

Fowl

2006-09-19T00:49:00.001+10:00

A woman and her family moved to the country to live on a farm. Among the many animals on the farm were ducks, chicken, and three pairs of geese.The woman explained to her two daughters that geese mate for life.Unfortunately, one goose died.The girls were heartbroken. "Now what's going to happen, Mom?" they asked. "She's going to be single!"No problem. The goose took up with a duck.Then the goose

StarGate and South Park

2006-06-21T21:06:00.001+10:00

Tristan says:half my div is into stargate now...»｡::Kunama::｡« says:only now?Tristan says:it started with about 5 hardcore fans...and now its 30 peopleand people in other divisions»｡::Kunama::｡« says:w00t.how long till the other half convert too?Tristan says:if my plan goes well, not longTristan says:i've been asked to be president of a hypothetical stargate clubone that doesnt actually exist...»

Word association

2006-06-14T00:58:00.001+10:00

q=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:null»｡::Kunama::｡« says:null?q=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:nil»｡::Kunama::｡« says:0 ?q=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:nothing»｡::Kunama::｡« says:nadaq=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:void»｡::Kunama::｡« says:vacuumq=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:black hole»｡::Kunama::｡« says:infinityq=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:1/0»｡::Kunama::｡« says:undefinedq=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:#1.INF»｡::Kunama::｡« says:\0q=-

hgames

2006-06-08T03:20:00.001+10:00

http://www.rdrop.com/users/tierna/hgames.html... haha had you fooled. It's not hentai.

Compliments

2006-06-08T01:54:00.001+10:00

Me:Who else likes the fact that we have someone competent - and randomly amusing - answering questions for us on UTSOnline? *huge grin*Thomas: (the tutor guy answering questions)May the wind always be at your back, and the warm sun grace your long days.No, I don't mark anything :-P*edit 3 April 2007*OMG lyrics! Related, or just coincidence..."May the road rise to meet you.May the wind be at your

2006-05-25T14:01:00.000+10:00

Location: Alumni green, between buildings 1 and 4Occasion: 'Back to the green'Scene:Green green grass. Sunlight over the right half, shadowed on the left (due to the buildings). People, seated and standing in small groups on the grass. Tables laid out with the last of the free food behind. There is a band set up on a stage in the top left corner, with 4 or 6 pairs of speakers arranged on either

C assignment problem and explanation

2006-04-29T00:24:00.001+10:00

Question:The value refers to the invalid using of "*(array)++;"However, if i follow the lab05 exercise, which was using "*array++", it didn't prompt the above error but i can't increment the array's value.Answer:*(array)++;is equivalent to:*((array)++);which is kinda equivalent to:*pointer;Which is sorta equivalent to:42;Which doesn't do

Stacking it

2006-03-21T02:16:00.001+11:00

http://www.xanga.com/j4ppy/442790590/am-i-slack.htmlI found it wasn't funny until someone else started laughing. Then I couldn't stop laughing for a while. Why is that anyway?

Stuff

2006-01-26T21:20:00.001+11:00

"Stuffing is stuff that you stuff into stuffed stuff."-Net147

Disability

2006-01-19T00:21:00.001+11:00

TWO brothers with muscular dystrophy were made to crawl to their car after security guards at a Melbourne shopping centre refused to let them take wheelchairs through the front entrance, their sister said today."What are they going to do – run away with it?" Story found here

Astrology contradictions

2006-01-08T21:49:00.001+11:00

What happens this week for the capricorn-aries pairing?capricornA poor time to go it alone. Not because you couldn't do it but because you have better stars for working in a group. There is contact with people in public places, possibly at public entertainments such as sport. A good time to adjust business arrangements by ending or starting them. If you're not invited to a wedding, you'll hear of

Memories

2006-01-07T23:47:00.001+11:00

"I want to live my life, carrying my memories with me.Even if those memories are painful,even if those memories do nothing but hurt me...Even those memories I wish I could forget...As long as I keep carrying them with me, and don't run away from them, someday......someday, I believe I will get to the point where I'm not oppressed by those memories.I'd like to think that there's not a single

Record weather

2006-01-01T20:59:00.001+11:00

"Today is the hottest and coldest day of the year so far."yuri_primef's msn nickname

Peanut butter

2005-11-29T00:17:00.001+11:00

"Peanut butter makes an excellent shaving cream substitute. It also can be used as a very effective anti-perspirant in an emergency."Found in this webcomic

Symbolism of origin

2005-11-27T17:13:00.001+11:00

"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."-Philo of JudeaFound quoted on this xanga

Attention grabbing

2005-11-27T17:03:00.001+11:00

Ok class, we have a lot to cover today, so listen up!*Beats you with a ruler*Tim's current newspost

Nice guy

2005-11-24T21:47:00.001+11:00

Mandi: "Heh... you have a soft spot for anything with a pair of ovaries."Jon: "Do not."Mandi: "Face it, Jon... you're a nice guy."Jon: "Mandi, I kill people in exchange for money... I'm a fully licensed and bonded, official, card-carrying, non-nice person."Seen in this web comic

Drugs and dangers of abuse

2005-11-05T16:50:00.001+11:00

"So remember kids: just say no! To sticking needles in your wing-wang. Oh, and drugs. Say no to those, too. Especially say no to sticking needles full of drugs in your wing-wang. Also remember that if your penis falls off in this manner, it does NOT make good conversation with your future in-laws over dinner. Just say no to in-laws, too."Found here, in C&T

2005-10-15T01:46:00.000+10:00

"Grief dallied with nor law nor limit knows."I'm reading Shakespeare.Voluntarily.Yes, you may now look shocked.The poem I'm reading is titled The Rape of Lucrece.Lucrece is very eloquent, but appealing to logic in the face of lust is so very pointless.Feel free to go away once you get bored. It's a long, pointless post.I disagree with Shakespeare on this line:"But she hath lost a dearer thing

I got bored

2005-10-14T03:00:00.001+10:00

Kunama in Penultimate FantasyBouncy and vibrant, this offbeat story, set in a world much like our own, draws the viewer into the journey of sceptics, Tillius (Ben Stiller) and Kunama (Alicia Silverstone), who find themselves troubled indeed because a chance meeting has been made possible by Kunama's misguided boss, Slippedinsane (Kenneth Branagh). Nudity is kept to a tasteful zero.Produced by

Horse's asses and the US train lines

2005-10-07T01:29:00.001+10:00

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.Why was that gauge used?Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads.Why did the English build them like that?Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge

On fire and man

2005-10-06T23:36:00.001+10:00

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.Terry Pratchet

Something that I needed to hear/read...

2005-10-04T11:59:00.001+10:00

Come with me by yourselves and rest awhile,I know you're weary of the stress and throng,Wipe from your brow the sweat and dust of toil,And in My quiet strength again be strong.Come now aside from all the world holds dear,For fellowship the world has never known,Alone with Me, and with My Father here,With Me and with My Father, not alone.Come, tell Me all that you have said and done,Your victories

2005-09-26T02:17:00.000+10:00

I choose to love you in silence..For in silence i recieve no rejection.I choose to love you in loneliness..For in loneliness no oneOwns you but I.I choose to adore you from a distance...For distance will shield us from pain.I choose to kiss you in the wind..For the wind is gentler than my lips.I choose to hold you in my dreams..For in my dreams you have no endFound in the signature of ++saikano++

Cats and porn

2005-09-10T17:14:00.001+10:00

Let’s be honest... you can’t swing a cat in the internet without hitting porn, and if you try to swing a cat there’s probably someone out there willing to pay to see you swing said cat on a webcam. So yes, new users will find porn. A lot of porn. Whether they’re looking for it or not.And eventually, if they’ve been on the net long enough, the porn will come looking for them.From here

asm pickup lines

2005-09-04T20:38:00.001+10:00

[20:06:11] you know, i think it's impossible to devise a pickup line involving asm.[20:06:15] probably[20:06:32] i want to push your register? lmfao[20:06:36] haha[20:06:39] ... *stunned*[20:06:46] wanna go home and pop the stack?[20:06:49] hahaha[20:06:51] XD[20:07:04] that doesn't even make sense XD[20:07:14] <

Exploding nuts

2005-08-24T22:57:00.001+10:00

"Score an X-shape on the flat side of each chestnut, without penetrating the flesh. (This prevents the chestnuts from exploding in the oven.)"Taken from The Classic Italian Cookbook, by Julia Delia Croce

2005-08-23T23:27:00.000+10:00

"Unidentified aircraft this is Denver center, reduce speed to something that complies with known laws of physics."From this comic

Well-behaved search engines

2005-08-11T16:03:00.001+10:00

It's easy to prevent search engines from deep linking to a specific page. Simply include the following meta-tag code in the HEAD part of the page:Well-behaved search engines will exclude any such page from their databases.Found here

Human stupidity

2005-08-11T00:44:00.001+10:00

Anyone who's ever administered even the most modest database knows that we humans need to be protected from ourselves at every turn. If given the opportunity, we'll omit crucial information and include extraneous nonsense.Found here

Conflict errors

2005-07-28T20:50:00.001+10:00

q=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:there is an internal problem in the last build you have of mmplayerthe IPC client code in the media player is out of dateq=-) -=Net147=- q=-) says:it is incompatible with itselfTaken from an MSN conversation

2005-07-20T03:37:00.000+10:00

There is a fable about the way birds first got their wings. The story goes that initially, they were made without them. Then God made the wings, set them down before the wingless birds, and said to them, "Take up these burdens and carry them."The birds had sweet voices for singing, and lovely feathers that glistened in the sunshine, but they could not soar in the air. When asked to pick up the

2005-07-13T04:01:00.001+10:00

GUY FACTSWhen a guy is quiet,He's listening to youWhen a guy is not arguing,He realizes he's wrongWhen a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions,he expects you to leave him soonWhen a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,he means itWhen a guy stares at you,he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the worldWhen you're laying your head on a guy's chesthe has the worldWhen a guy calls

2005-07-01T23:34:00.000+10:00

Something from somewhere that I've been following for some timeA Death in the FamilyWhen you're done, go read all the other editorials too. They're less sombre.

2005-06-19T22:14:00.000+10:00

Tim does strange things...i went to heathcote and installed windows 2000 on a subway sandwich in exchange for a subway sandwich and some...tobacco alternative!Taken from an MSN conversation

The insanity of IT courses

2005-06-04T14:25:00.001+10:00

jiayuan:if i failed skill part of pdc then i failed whole course? is that true??Andrew:Yes, unfortunately that is true. However if you pass the theory part of PDC, you may apply for your theory mark to be transferred to your next enrollment in PDC so that you only have to do skills next time.Rosalie:SOOooo does the transfer of mark apply if you have done PDC last semester(Spring 04)if [so]

2005-05-30T01:11:00.000+10:00

siskataya:Well, its been two days and not one damn person seemed to want my charity gifts so I am closing my charity T_T I don't have time to keep bumping something nobody wants to use - flogging.a.dead.horse.Angry Excel:Everyone knows it's only fun to flog live mongooses. >:DTel Janin:Mongeese!! or mongooses, or maybe its mongice, mongices? mongeeses...*pop*Taken from CT Tech Talk WIHL

Cityrail dissed by Melbourne resident

2005-05-16T00:38:00.001+10:00

"Your train system is confusing and expensive."So it's not just us Sydney/NSW ppls. Ha.

2005-05-09T01:35:00.001+10:00

I am not a Gackt fan, but I do like these lyrics.(Copied from Kagrra's Tabulas)Gackt - OASIS (source: http://www.senshigakuen.com/translations/lyrics/gackt/oasis.htm)Until the night slowly ended, I was embracing youUntil I lose everything, without noticing I was being drowned in silence"It's painful... "If it had been my former self, my face would have been distorted in agony.If it's now, even

2005-05-05T01:12:00.000+10:00

"Existance is all determined by ideas; the idea is that he is himself, a clear awareness of being here.Once he thinks that here is not where he belongs, it's the same as not existing at all. He becomes a mere object.That is a very lonely, glum, cold and sad thing."-Spoken by Shinku, 5th doll of the Rozen Maiden. Taken from the anime 'Rozen Maiden'.

2005-05-04T21:04:00.000+10:00

http://ece4co.vis.ne.jp/shockwave8/furaneko.htmlFura-fura necko.Aim of the game: to balance the kitty cat all the way to the goal.Other things: Avoid zappy lines and birds that drop things. Get the jewels.

Random Tillius quotes

2005-05-04T01:20:00.001+10:00

"The dance of life spirals, even when you return to a point, you're not in the same place"-from a book Tillius was reading"A cool breeze flickers through the night, hinting at the peaceful rain preceding. A small shiver, quickly lost in beauty""Ignorance is bliss. True knowledge is utter euphoria"

Animania 2005

2005-04-29T00:22:00.001+10:00

Yes. I've submitted my volunteer application form thing. I'm hoping that dad will not prove to be an overprotective bastard. I have no intention of backing out when the time comes to actually do stuff.Shinzo, Nada, ayN, Tiffa, Haiironezumi, the rest... heeheehee. I'm going to pounce you at Animania. =PTo volunteer, read all the legal stuffs and sign up here:http://animania.net.au/volunteers

2005-04-27T00:36:00.000+10:00

Egger: Heres the history of our medicine. "I have a sore throat."2000 BC : "eat this root"1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."Found

2005-04-16T03:46:00.000+10:00

So that's what people get up to in clubs...As if you needed further proof, we will now explore the oh-so subtitle act of grinding, or freaking if you will. I could go into a long, drawn out explanation process…try to illustrate the logistics involved…maybe even draw some diagrams. But I'll save us all some time and just say that freaking is vertical (mostly), dry sex. It's true! Go rent a porno (

2005-03-30T12:44:00.000+10:00

Uni has turned our brains to mush...ayN: What time do you get off on Thursdays?Tiffany: *pause* Friday.

2005-03-15T13:53:00.000+11:00

"Error #003: Earth destroyed." - Oops.http://www.greylight.com/glpc/wodquotes.html

Parent's worst nightmare?

2005-03-13T20:57:00.001+11:00

Nickashera wrote:Found this in a friends journal O_o--------------------Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's