Wednesday, 13 October 2004
Things encountered at work
Buyer: Hello, I'd like to buy an ACER laptop from you.
Salesdesk: We don't stock ACER laptops.
Buyer: Yes you do. I've always bought ACER laptops from you.
Salesdesk: No, we've never stocked ACER laptops here.
Buyer: You have!
Salesdesk: Do you know who I am, and what company this is?
Buyer: Of course. You're the sales representative of *name of company filtered out*
Salesdesk: Ma'am, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. This company has never stocked ACER laptops!
Salesdesk: We don't stock ACER laptops.
Buyer: Yes you do. I've always bought ACER laptops from you.
Salesdesk: No, we've never stocked ACER laptops here.
Buyer: You have!
Salesdesk: Do you know who I am, and what company this is?
Buyer: Of course. You're the sales representative of *name of company filtered out*
Salesdesk: Ma'am, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. This company has never stocked ACER laptops!
