Sunday, 17 October 2004
Two primary school boys, Tom and Daniel, asked a primary school girl, Lauren, what the largest bra size was.
"Um, I think it's G," Lauren answers.
"How big is G size?" Daniel asks. Lauren shows him Karen's basketball.
Tom takes it, hugs it to his chest and struts around, boasting proudly, "I have one boob!"
He then sees Sophie's smaller basketball, takes it and also hugs it to his chest, yelling, "Look at my two different sized boobs!"
Daniel, not to be outdone, says, "Well, my balls are bigger than yours."
"No they're not!" Tom protests.
"Yes they are," Daniel argues, grabbing the two different sized basketballs and holding them to his crotch. "See, mine are so big you can actually see them!"
"Um, I think it's G," Lauren answers.
"How big is G size?" Daniel asks. Lauren shows him Karen's basketball.
Tom takes it, hugs it to his chest and struts around, boasting proudly, "I have one boob!"
He then sees Sophie's smaller basketball, takes it and also hugs it to his chest, yelling, "Look at my two different sized boobs!"
Daniel, not to be outdone, says, "Well, my balls are bigger than yours."
"No they're not!" Tom protests.
"Yes they are," Daniel argues, grabbing the two different sized basketballs and holding them to his crotch. "See, mine are so big you can actually see them!"
