Saturday, 3 October 2009
Klingon To The Hope Of A Ticket
Customer: “Two tickets for Star Trek, please.”
Cashier: “That showing has sold out, sir.”
Customer: “What! That’s impossible!”
Cashier: “The IMAX is very popular sir. I am afraid we don’t have any more seats until tomorrow.”
Customer: “I need to see this movie! You’re not a Star Trek fan. You wouldn’t understand! Please sell me a ticket!”
Cashier: “I would love to sir, but the needs of the one or the few do not outweigh the needs of the many.”
Customer: *recognizing the quote from Star Trek* “I see. I suppose I couldn’t say that sometimes the needs of the one or the few do outweigh the needs of the many?”
Cashier: “No sir, that would be quite illogical.”
Customer: “Hmm, you’re good.”
Cashier: “I must have the lobes for business.”
Customer: “Two tickets for tomorrow then, please.”
Cashier: “Very good, sir.”
Customer: “Live long and prosper!”
Originally submitted here
Cashier: “That showing has sold out, sir.”
Customer: “What! That’s impossible!”
Cashier: “The IMAX is very popular sir. I am afraid we don’t have any more seats until tomorrow.”
Customer: “I need to see this movie! You’re not a Star Trek fan. You wouldn’t understand! Please sell me a ticket!”
Cashier: “I would love to sir, but the needs of the one or the few do not outweigh the needs of the many.”
Customer: *recognizing the quote from Star Trek* “I see. I suppose I couldn’t say that sometimes the needs of the one or the few do outweigh the needs of the many?”
Cashier: “No sir, that would be quite illogical.”
Customer: “Hmm, you’re good.”
Cashier: “I must have the lobes for business.”
Customer: “Two tickets for tomorrow then, please.”
Cashier: “Very good, sir.”
Customer: “Live long and prosper!”
Originally submitted here
