Kunama's Quotes Page

Two primary school boys, Tom and Daniel, asked a primary school girl, Lauren, what the largest bra size was.
"Um, I think it's G," Lauren answers.
"How big is G size?" Daniel asks. Lauren shows him Karen's basketball.
Tom takes it, hugs it to his chest and struts around, boasting proudly, "I have one boob!"
He then sees Sophie's smaller basketball, takes it and also hugs it to his chest, yelling, "Look at my two different sized boobs!"
Daniel, not to be outdone, says, "Well, my balls are bigger than yours."
"No they're not!" Tom protests.
"Yes they are," Daniel argues, grabbing the two different sized basketballs and holding them to his crotch. "See, mine are so big you can actually see them!"

Buyer: Hello, I'd like to buy an ACER laptop from you.
Salesdesk: We don't stock ACER laptops.
Buyer: Yes you do. I've always bought ACER laptops from you.
Salesdesk: No, we've never stocked ACER laptops here.
Buyer: You have!
Salesdesk: Do you know who I am, and what company this is?
Buyer: Of course. You're the sales representative of *name of company filtered out*
Salesdesk: Ma'am, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. This company has never stocked ACER laptops!

Translation to Endless Sorrow, by Ayumi Hamasaki

What if you're alone
and suddenly become blind,
and what if despite that
you kept walking forward?

Come here, take my hand

If you've only got
one wing...
Even if I only have
one wing left...

What if there was
nothing to believe in,
and what if all that's left
is despair?

Please, hear my prayers

in this era overflowing
with wingless angels.

If you are left
with no wings...
I still have one
wing left, so...
Together... together...

Sing to tune of 'little teapot'
I'm a massive mushroom, large and flat

The number of registered dogs in NSW exceeds the combined total number of people living in both Tasmania and the ACT.
This is equal to approximantely 1 dog to every 7 people in NSW.

»::Kunama::«
whatis #intFreeFile ?

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intFreeFile is an Integer type variable
it holds a file pointer

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FreeFile() assigns an unused file pointer
you can only have one file per file pointer
intFreeFile = FreeFile()

»::Kunama::«
so you could also do intFile1 = FreeFile() ?

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if you want
if intFile1 is a variable

»::Kunama::«
hence many simultaneous files. *nods to self*

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yes
but FreeFile() can't just be done one after the other
like
intFreeFile1 = FreeFile()
intFreeFile2 = FreeFile()
intFreeFile3 = FreeFile()
will crash

»::Kunama::« thinks to self
w00t, chaos! *rolls around laughing somewhat hysterically*